HairyHammer
8:48 Mon Sep 9
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Supporting West ham takes some bottle .
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Eerie Descent
8:39 Mon Sep 9
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Northern Sold 4:04 Mon Sep 9
I hope they have showers where you work, seeing as you refuse to use toilet roll?
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Aalborg Hammer
4:30 Mon Sep 9
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Reading my brothers' eulogy without breaking down-
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Northern Sold
4:04 Mon Sep 9
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Started and completed my shit at work after a night doing chilli extract challenges.... took 40 mins ...every squeeze was like pure molten lava coming from my tea towel holder... I nearly called an ambulance from trap number 2 with both my feet pushed up against the door.... when I finally surfaced my mate at work reckoned it looked like I had given birth... to triplets...
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ray winstone
2:46 Mon Sep 9
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Admitting I don't like Tories on WHO, it's been a tough gig....
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ted fenton
2:29 Mon Sep 9
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jooliandix 10:43 Sun Sep 8
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It’s always worse when the doctor has both hands on your shoulders
Hahaha
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ted fenton
2:27 Mon Sep 9
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Far Cough 8:03 Sun Sep 8
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ted, I thought that was all they offered? I fucking hated it
No FC you can even be knocked out !! Terrible experience and had three polyps removed I'm due another one next year FFS !
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jooliandix
10:43 Sun Sep 8
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It’s always worse when the doctor has both hands on your shoulders
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Far Cough
8:03 Sun Sep 8
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ted, I thought that was all they offered? I fucking hated it
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ted fenton
5:29 Sun Sep 8
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Having a colonoscopy with just gas & air !!
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Darlo Debs
5:15 Sun Sep 8
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Fine line between bravery and stupidity but moving me and my kids out of the home i shared with ex Mr Debs and starting over.
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joe royal
1:37 Sun Sep 8
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Rex Kramer , danger seeker.
https://youtu.be/Uwk6r8TJD2U
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riosleftsock
1:51 Sat Sep 7
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Alfs 1:50 Sat Sep 7
You are Joe Biden and I claim my £5?
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Alfs
1:50 Sat Sep 7
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Three tours of Nam between 71-73. I still smell the napalm in the morning
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On The Ball
1:41 Sat Sep 7
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Take my driving test.
For the fifth time.
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BRANDED
1:30 Sat Sep 7
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Trying to stay in my hotel room this evening after a curry and a night at the beer festival. The stench is unimaginable.
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jooliandix
1:24 Sat Sep 7
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The walk from New Cross station to the Den in 1989
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riosleftsock
1:08 Sat Sep 7
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Moncurs Putting Iron 11:26 Fri Sep 6
Probably the hardest decision you ever made.
I've often thought about this, even if you were being selfish, for instance, but still loved your kids, and you needed to stop the war to sort your head out in order to be a better father it still may be understandable.
Nobody really knows what the right thing to do is until it happens to you, then you have to trust your instincts and hope your internal compass is working.
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Nutsin
12:19 Sat Sep 7
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I ordered and ate 2 eggs, Sausage, chips and Beans at Spunkys cafe when I was in high school.
Took some minerals to go in there let alone eat the food....
It was rumoured that a friend of mine would squeeze his zits into the mustard, dirty cunt!
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Alfie
12:12 Sat Sep 7
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Oh and good luck moncurs. Cant imagine what thats like. Hope goes well sir
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Alfie
12:09 Sat Sep 7
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I once got into a really bad judo fight and cockney shooting incident with Ronald Mcdonald - in Basildon Macdonalds.
It took some bollocks - because in this era Ronald was well palled up with another notorious local essex celebrity villain - Hamburglar. They controlled the door at Raquels, as well as all of the windows. They monopolised the kids party scene, they went from terrace warriors to 7th birthday party giant footed clown entertainers. As many balloons as you could blow up.
It was the fast food that done it: you could party anywhere: wimpy - pizza hut - tony dows snack bar. It was everywhere. It changed Essex.
The day had started normal - kids party - happy meals - ill fitting Cardboard crown hats that didnt fasten properly - an atmosphere of general jollity and whimsical japes. Me nan and me mum supervising.
Chips was being consumed - burgers what looked like ovaltine discs of dog shit was being nibbled - then things started to head a bit west when Ronald gobbed in my nans handbag.
He had been on the happy meals all day - he must have necked at least 6 hamburgers - and he was nuggeted up. He was gurning - it was embarrasing - his mooey was flapping like Katie Prices unshod vagina above a new york street drain. His eyes were the colour of Ed Sheerans hair or a tramps fingers.
I wasnt having the nan spitting thing - to me that represented diabolical birthday party libs mate. Poor form.
I didnt give a fuck for his rep - or his role as jaunty massive fast food clown and childs party facilitator.
So ive gone over - fronted him - give it 'Oi - Ronnie - you big fat poofter'.
He laughed in our faces , cranked his cakehole wide and big as he chuckled, so i could see the dirty backs of his teeth - the colour of scabs.
' you havent got the bottle son' he wheezed, reeking of Filet 'O' Fish.
At that - me brother has pulled out a Luger - and wet him - popped him right in the fucking nut.
We calmly walked out - and went Buzz bar.
Ronnie bled out and went outers - while his boy Hamburglar cried.
Gavvers have turnt up - no ones seen a thing. Coda silence.
Thats how it was back then - at kids birthday parties.
The indiscriminate violence was naughty - and tinged with burger sauce - special recipes - paper plates and plastic chairs in airless restaurants where the employees looked right through you - on your birthday.
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